Vacumator

When your girlfriend uses vacuum on your cock instead of blowing it.

A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!

by Whip Lover December 06, 2010

Vacum

A code word for going to masturbate.

"im going to go vacum my room" aka masturbate

by smilinchris December 06, 2010

Vacume

A dog that sucks up their poop or vomit

My dog is such a vacume

by Lalap67920 April 18, 2017

Vacume

The same as a vaccum anywhere else in the world, however in Ontario & Quebec it is spelt this way.

Roger cleaned his house with a vacume.

by Christopher Nielson February 02, 2007

vacumming

when you suck up semen back inside like you would with a strand of saliva from your mouth, as if your penis was a vacuum hose.

i thought he was going to get his spunk in my hair, but it turned out that he knew the art of vacumming.

by the pooptart October 21, 2012

Vacume Fuckers

A male or female that likes to fuck them selfs with vacumes all day long.

That man likes to fuck and play with his vacume more than he likes to fuck his girlfriend. What a bunch of Vacume Fuckers.

by Ratchet 25 February 01, 2013

vacume burnie

when a man sticks his penis in a running vacume, and it gets sucked up. the man then tries to pull it out but it is stuck so he has to turn of the vacume and crank it out leaving a burnt pink mark

hey bill hows your penis after that vacume burnie

by nick wehrle September 12, 2006