From: The epic of Gilgamesh. A king and priest of Shurrupak. The god Ea tells him to build a fucking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. The Fucking Noah of Mesopotamia!

WARNING: Do not mix him up with Urshanabi
Utnapishtim the ending looks like Shit I'm Like im going to shit cause it's fucking Noah
Urshanabi the ending looks like Hanna Bi (but pronunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? By Urshanabi the ferrymen duh!
I'm Going to Shit because it's the fucking Noah of Mestpotamia- Utnapishtim!
by FuckingSchool January 16, 2013
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An untelligible Glaswegian swear word.
"Och, yon's a braw big boatie ye hae, there, mon. Wha built it?"
Elderly derelict reeking of alcohol mutters incoherently in reply: "...Utnapishtim, Jimmy."
by Mr_Fatty February 20, 2021
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