Utnapishtim

From: The epic of Gilgamesh. A king and priest of Shurrupak. The god Ea tells him to build a fucking boat. he listens. he carried his wife and animals to safety. The Fucking Noah of Mesopotamia!

WARNING: Do not mix him up with Urshanabi
Utnapishtim the ending looks like Shit I'm Like im going to shit cause it's fucking Noah
Urshanabi the ending looks like Hanna Bi (but pronunced like by) like how did hannah get acroos the river? By Urshanabi the ferrymen duh!

I'm Going to Shit because it's the fucking Noah of Mestpotamia- Utnapishtim!

Utnapishtim by FuckingSchool January 15, 2013

Utnapishtim

An untelligible Glaswegian swear word.

"Och, yon's a braw big boatie ye hae, there, mon. Wha built it?"
Elderly derelict reeking of alcohol mutters incoherently in reply: "...Utnapishtim, Jimmy."

Utnapishtim by Mr_Fatty February 20, 2021

Utanapishtim 

1. A god from the tale "The Epic of Gilgamesh." In this pre-bible religious scripture, Utanapishtim helps Gilgamesh change from human into an immortal god.

2. Most commonly referred to as the Utana Island 'Pishtims. This NFL franchise has won 10 Super Bowls in 9 seasons. In the co-management and co-owner switch, the Utana 'Pishtims changed their name to the Utana Island 'Pishtims. They play out of Utana Island (next to British Columbia) and have a stadium that seats 19,000,000 fans.

3. King of Utana Island. Utanapishtim is the ruler of the whole land.

Examples:

1. "Dude have you read the "Epic of Gilgamesh"?"
"Ya man, Utanapishtim is totally dope."

2. "I can't wait to go to the Utana 'Pishtim game tonight. Its going to be so fun!"

3. "All hail King Utanapishtim!"

Utanapishtim by EthanChrist April 9, 2010