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but no ones banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
urband jk ur not banned hehhehehehehhehh
urband by EPiKE April 13, 2022

urband dictionary 

Urband Dictionary is the website you are on right now a dictionary for bad memes good memes some things that cant be found on other dictionary’s like PooPooFingerling can be found on this website/dictionary.
UrbandDictionary

is my favorite website or HELL NO I DONT WANT URBAND DICTIONARY
urband dictionary by Α August 8, 2021

Urband Dictionary Gold 

You should make a dictionary where you put all these little definitions based of opinions together to give the true urban meaning of. A word,NAME, phrase

it should be based of this but

chosen for the most unbiased and thoughout definitions .

Should also do a urban dictionary just based off names some of these are out dated need to clean the system
We need a new Urband dictionary gold.

urband ictionary 

The no. 1 most bestselling band of all time.
"We're seeing "Urband Ictionary" on the weekend, wanna come?"

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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