Urban Sex 

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

Urban Sex by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban sex 

Sex with soffisticated man or sex in the middle of a great city.

Dude, last night i totally penetrated her in the baker st.!
- Haha nice urban sex man

Urban sex by Sharpiexmy-eyes June 2, 2008

Urban sex-ed 

when the virgin admins of urban dictionary reject your new definition, which is just something funny or odd because it doesn't excite thier small flacid inexperienced penises

Oh hey man I googled that word you said, couldn't find it

Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality

Now that's Urban sex-ed

Urban sex-ed by Urban-small-dick-admins May 6, 2014

Urban Sex Trolls 

Perverted sex maniacs in "Urban Dictionary" who only come up with made-up slangs that always has something to do with "sex", because they mainly think with their genitals and not their brain. Some may also spam a bunch of sex jokes just to cause irritation to others who are actually trying to learn other slangs, but they can't because most slangs are always about sex, thanks to all these Urban sex freaks. Almost every slang word I read from there's always one with an alternate definition, having to do with sex.

People like these trolls need to be exterminated for poisoning the public with their sexual filth, and perpetuating more sexual perversion.

Me: *Simply Reading about "Lamps" in Urban Dictionary*

Urban Sex Troll: Writes "lamps" - Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter."

Me: Wow! Are you fucking kidding me? I can't even look up the word "lamps" without it having to do with sexual perverted fantasies. Fuck these Urban Sex Trolls. They're mainly the reason why people hardly come here to this site.

Urban Sex Trolls by Mr. Ice Cream Man May 23, 2016

Urban Dictionary sex act 

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.

Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.

Urban Dictionary sex act by chaos5023 October 5, 2011

urban dictionary sex position 

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary

“We should try out the charmander “

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

urban dictionary sex position by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020

Urban dictionary = sex 

Idk most of the definitions are from 2007 so it’s probably just horny teenagers who thought it was funny

David: Urban dictionary = sex
Chad: not really
Chad: *searches up his name*
Chad: WHAT THE FUCK
David: i told ya

Urban dictionary = sex by LetsInvadeNewMexico June 4, 2022