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urban dictionary definition reviewers 

probably the horniest people alive after reading all these sex definitions
guy 1: who do you think is the horniest person on earth?

guy 2: probably the urban dictionary definition reviewers, seeing as most of the definitions are about sex

Urban dictionary definition reviews 

a lonely group of fat single men who spend their time picking their noses and eating it, can usually be found trawling through the internet to find the most boring definitions to publish. the reviewer is usually very successful at making urban dictionary more boring than most other dictionaries, such as 'Colin's dictionary' which is a much more exciting and humorous read.
guy one: "i bumped into one of those urban dictionary reviewers today, smelled like shit"
girl one: "hey my granddad is an urban dictionary reviewer!"
guy one:"well he can fuck off then, nose picking , shitty bag of wank gravy" urban dictionary definition reviews

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews 

They're fake.
Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026