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The Urban School 

The Urban School is a small private school located on Page St. between Masonic and Ashbury. It is a very discussion oriented school that enforces strong academic standards. Urban offers an enjoyable experience, greater than that of it's rival, University High School, and for the most part, the students at Urban are happier and better prepared for the rest of their lives. University may say that they are the better school, but everyone knows that Urban is greater in all ways.
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The Urban School 

The Urban School is a small, fiercely independent high school in San Francisco, founded in the late 60's and located in the Haight Ashbury neigborhood of San Francisco. Its students are notoriously intelligent, friendly, street wise, and respected. Intense discussion based classes prompt the earnest students to think deeply and act wisely. The Urban School has all of the earthy San Francisco character that its rival, University High School, lacks.
Conrad: Yo, we headin over to Liam's house for an Urban School Party. Y'all can come, dere should be some juice and some chronic.
Yen: I don't know, man. The SAT's are tomorrow...
Conrad: Those cats from The Urban School don't give a damn about no SAT's!
The Urban School by whoah five October 3, 2005

The Urban School 

A small wannabe artsy private high school in San Francisco located on Page Street between Ashbury and Masonic. The school does not give grades, which appeals to many preteens. This aspect becomes immensely frustrating after some time, especially when they refuse to "fail" students. Instead they send "threats of imminent peril." Students are also requires to purchase high end, Apple laptops. They often become addicted to these machines and cannot seem to function without checking their email every 10 minutes or taking Mac Photobooth pictures of themselves. Its students are generally very intelligent and wealthy. Many of them are under the impression that because they attend a school in the Haight, they are very artsy and different. This is brought out through their hipster fashion sense and music choices. Urban students are classified as druggies and hippies. They are constantly high because they can afford the best of the best and their parents are constantly travelling in their private jets in Europe. Urban kids believe they are inherently "different."
Girl 1: I went to an urban party this weekend. Everyone was wearing american apparel clothing and was on acid.
Girl 2: Wow!

Boy: I go to Urban and I'm really different.
Girl: No you're not.

Girl: wow i'm jealous of those kids at The Urban School! They are all so rich!

Urban Schooling 

The act of looking up shit on urbandictionary.com in school (usual in 4th period science class)
Hey look, those dickheads are Urban Schooling.
Urban Schooling by Zapar496 November 11, 2017

Urban Scholar

another term for a gangster, often used sarcastically as an insult to intelligence
Did you hear about the gang shooting? One guy bumped into the other by mistake and all hell broke loose.
Couple of urban scholars, aren't they?
Urban Scholar by hatebigwords July 23, 2023

Urbana High School 

located in central Illinois this school is different from the sterotypical high school. there isn't much bullying .
the yearbook (at least the one that came out this year) had so many typos and major screwups. the school has a decent football feild and track as well
the annoying things are
1. some teachers are werid
2. one week they had annoying music playing during passing period every day

3. the heat/ac in one area of the building is controled a hour away while other rooms can change heat/ac levels
4. the teachers plan projects at the same time as other teachers constantly

all the norn groups that form in most high schools are here.
student1: i got like no sleep yesterday i was doing projects

out of town student: u go to urbana high school?
student1: yea

Urbana Middle School 

A middle school filled with jocks, and preps.
There are a few main groups of people

Preps: Normally all look the same, large majority of the school. Abercrombie and Hollister wearing little pricks who find anyone or anything different "creepy" but still consider them selves quirky and creative for wearing 3D glasses with the lenses popped out.

Scene/Emo: All like the same bands I,e 3oh!3, muse, asking Alexandra, BIG bring me the horizon fans. All look the same and tend to dye their hair to seem "different".

Cocky Jocks: Not liked by anyone but the preps and tend to have relationships with them that last about a week. Wear basketball shorts everywhere and consider each other "brothers" but still call people fags and homos. AWFUL to have gym with.

Nerds: Hang out in small clusters with other nerds. Talk about Minecraft 60% of the time and have mass nerdy sessions where they try to "out nerd" each other by knowing more about any given sci fi books/shows. 75% of them are potheads and thought of as "bad influences" by the preps.

Ghetto: Also have short relationships. Wear lots of leather and colorful skinnies, talk in so much slang sometimes you cant even hear what they're saying. Either nasty-skinny or total fatass.

Genuinely Strange People: Breathe heavy most of the time, wear bargain basement clothes and never wash their hair. Try to talk to nerds but are shunned for their lack of brains. Some church freaks who yell about creationism in science class, very scary people.
Damn... Urbana Middle School sucks.
I definitely don't want to go there...