Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forestpatch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.