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Urbitch Dicktion 

The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.
"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"
someone who expends their personality upon Urban Dictionary, doing things like searching up their names and believing whatever comes up.
1: does she really act like that?
2: no, she's an urbitch
Urbitch by peeeater210 January 7, 2021
that one fucking idiot you know that bases their personality especially on the Urban Dictionary. They will search up their names and 100% believe the definition that comes up for it. Stupid star signs, basically.
1: Yo, heard you's a Urbitch
2: I just think it's cool that my name fits my-

1: shut the fuck up, urbitch.
Urbitch by peeeater210 January 7, 2021

unabitched

When you text instead of talk because someone is interrupting your conversation bitching about problems that didn't pertain to your phone call.
Hey I am going to hang up and text you, I want our chat unabitched.
unabitched by Erinyessa September 23, 2025
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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