Definitions by Erinyessa

unabitched

When you text instead of talk because someone is interrupting your conversation bitching about problems that didn't pertain to your phone call.

Hey I am going to hang up and text you, I want our chat unabitched.

unabitched by Erinyessa September 23, 2025

Vidic 

The time during covid when everyone was going to the hospital.

My friend got a terrible cough, the Vidic got me under.

Vidic by Erinyessa November 19, 2022

Viking Enema 

Buffet style all-you-can-eat restaurants.

Look at the selection! We could eat until we explode. This place is a real Viking Enema.

Viking Enema by Erinyessa June 11, 2021

Badmire 

When you see someone doing something for someone else and wish you had that, but also wouldn't do it either.

Rod made his girl the best breakfast and she loved it. I badmire my wife will do the same for me.

Badmire by Erinyessa December 26, 2020

smuddin' 

The act of sledding when it is cold, wet and there is only light snow accumulation or it is sleeting.

It's 34 degrees out kids, let's go smuddin'!

smuddin' by Erinyessa November 9, 2018

slobth 

A very slow and lazy person who never cleans up after themself.

Their room is always a mess and they keep telling me they'll clean it tomorrow. My kid is such a slobth.

slobth by Erinyessa June 14, 2018

Saarland 

What Trump supporters yell when someone suggests that Mexicans have the right to be in the US.

Person 1: I think that Mexican's that want to live in America should have the right to do so.

Person 2: What in tarnation are you jibberin' about. This Saarland.

Saarland by Erinyessa April 6, 2017