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Ur granpap a trap 

A finishing move in an intellectual debate in which the user of this phrase is beginning to lose the argument and is using this as his final move to defeat the enemy once and for all.

There is ONLY ONE counter to this phrase, when you use this phrase and the other person responds with "No U", that means you lost. Just accept your losses and leave the debate.

However, if the opponent says "no U" you COULD respond with "no U squared" and the other person has one response "no U cubed", if it gets to this extent the entire earth could explode so you have to be VERY careful when going this far.
Opponent: A good leader can engage in a debate frankly and thoroughly, knowing that at the end he and the other side must be closer, and thus emerge stronger. You don't have that idea when you are arrogant, superficial, and uninformed.

You: Well ur granpap a trap

Opponent: (GASPS) No U

You: No U Squared

Opponent: No U Cubed

You: I am sorry, I did not mean to antagonize you sir, please excuse me Ill do anything.

Opponent: You can suck my ****

You: Okay that is fine sir I don't want to destroy this entire planet (Sucks penis intently)

Opponent: Ugh this is nice

Everyone lives happily ever after
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Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst thing you could say to somebody every time its used the universe gets 1 step closer to imploding.
Carl: Ur mom gay
Greg: Ur dad lesbian
Carl: Ur granny tranny
Greg: Ur grandpap a trap
*Universe fucking implodes and kills everyone*
Ur grandpap a trap by Schmlif March 15, 2018

Ur grandpap a trap 

13 times worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister. A star explodes each time the phrase is said.
Tom: ur mom gay .
Tod: ur dad lesbian.
Tom: ur granny a tranny.
Tod: ur sister a mister.
Tom: UR GRANDPAP A TRAP.
Tod: *explodes*
*sun blows up*

ur grandpap a trap 

The strongest insult of all.
If anything is compared to this, even 'ur granny tranny', it will be instantly fodderized, that's how fucking bad it is.

This is extremely fuckin' risky, it's so risky, that there's a 0.008% chance of the sun transforming into a blue supergiant star.
Ben: Hey faggot, your granny tranny.
Steve: Little does he know..
Ben: What, trans-grandmother haver?
Steve: YOUR GRANDPAP A TRAP

* The sun disappears from sight in the bright blue sky, and appears as a blue supergiant, absorbing the inner 4 planets , and destroying the asteroid belts.

Ur grandpap a trap 

The all over worst thing to can say. Worse than ur mom gay, ur sister a mister, etc.
Carl: ur sister a mister
Jake: ur grandpap a trap
*god himself falls on the floor and starts crying ending all humanity*

Ur grandpap a trap 

This is the most offensive and destructive thing you could ever say to another person, once spoken, the victim of this statement will instantly lose all of their credibility and pride. If you say this to someone, their families will be forced to abandon them, and they will self-destruct shortly after. Napoleon Bonaparte used to use this insult to brutally massacre his mortal foes.
Borthwick: Ur greasy
Gretchen: Oh yah well ur keg has smeg
Borthwick: Ur mum gey
Gretchen: No u
Borthwick: Ur grandpap a trap
Gretchen: *bursts into a fiery inferno and is shamed for all eternity*
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