take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.
• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
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When someone finds a word on Urban Dictionary and then makes up a new sexual definition of the word just for fun. A portmanteau of 'Urban Dictionary' and 'sex'.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you know that Jihad is an acronym for Just In Her Ass Dude.
Person 2: Wtf? That's not what it means at all. Where the hell did you read that?
Person 1: On Urban Dictionary...
Person 2: Lol, even Jihad has been urbasexified now. What is this world coming to...
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.