Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie

upsie rubsie oopsie by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020

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upsie wupsie

a method of jerkin' your gerkin'.. moving up from the base to the tip till you jizz on the girls face

dude, i did the upsie wupsie last night... goddamn it got messy.

upsie wupsie by cody dale October 2, 2006

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upsie giggles

Upsie giggles is when you get a raging bonner and it makes you laugh

"Look Jimmbo has upsie giggles!"

upsie giggles by Upsie giggles May 29, 2016

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Upseterosexual

A heterosexual person who can't mind their own business, centers themselves around queer narratives that have nothing to do with them, is constantly in a state of upset when exposed to something that is exclusively for queer people and not them. Definitely smells like a jizz sock, uses 3-1 shampoo, and can't tell the difference between hummus and tzatziki.

Oh, you have a problem with Batman's new Robin being queer? Sounds like you might actually just be an upseterosexual. Seek help, friend <3

Upseterosexual by Nicholasvanj October 14, 2021

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