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that twat is such a upos
upos by reens September 1, 2005
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Useless piece of shit, normally working in management and often walks with a limp (due to extra curricular activities)
You know Fred is such a upos, I saw him picking his nose for 15 minutes and then wiping it on the carpet. Loser was meant to be working on a report
Upos by Jack_ster September 11, 2020

UofS Rugby Boys 

A gathering of elite Mandew drinking; ball knocking; meme making; and feet licking individuals. Often gathering at the JT's watering hole. The UofS Rugby Boys are the only COVID-19 immune group in the Northern Hemisphere. These gents must not be disturbed while they indulge in karaoke as they will call upon your presence on stage which will almost certainly drop your chances of hooking up with a non-rugby bird by 100%. Please approach with caution.
The UofS Rugby Boys should be banned from campus
UofSC stands for university of South Carolina (also used to be known at usc before Southern California stole it for petty reasons). UofSC is home of the game cocks it is also the place to get the ultimate freshman college experience. Parties all week, hot frat boys and even hotter girls. Game days students drink all day at the frat lots then stumble to the game for kickoff. Beside game days students will be going to house party’s and bar crawling through five points trying to find a rental to crash to get free beer off a tab somewhere. And best of all home a place vapes are call books( at least on you credit card). Home to great sports and great food after getting drunk at the game or anywhere you can go many fine dining options like Waffle House, beezers, Tito’s, or cook out. And when Carolina heat hits you you can join in on the fun and jump in to the t coop library Fontaine. But best and most importantly this is a school where everyone is proud to say “I love cocks”.
Mom and dad can I please tour UofSC
UofSC by Shelly leads December 15, 2021

all upons 

A phrase derived from a Strong Bad E-mail. It has no specific definition and it's meaning can change several times in the same paragraph.

Recently it has swept the nation as the hottest slang phrase since "where's the beef?" and "hella." One would be wise to adopt it immediatly into ones vocabulary, otherwise one might be left in the dust as a square or a narc.
As an affirmation:
"Hey, Sharice, did you take the shiznit out to the beshizzle?"
"All Upons, Tyrone."

As an exclaimation:
"All upons, muddafucka!"

As an insult:
"Man, the popo just won't get off our backs! They be all upons, yo."
all upons by Tom Leary May 31, 2005
Another way to say "all over" as in "I was all over that". I heard my brother use it and love it, not sure if he made it up or not. Stress the biginning of the word, UPonz.
When they had all you can eat crab legs at the club, I was all upons.
Check my new car, the ladies will be all upons.
upons by jaimeK May 5, 2007
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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