The smelly sensation experienced by a man whilst thrusting a poorly wiped womandoggy style.
That chick I hooked up with the other night was smoking hot, but home girl doesn’t know how to wipe her ass, I got such a violent updraft hitting it from the back.
When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nastystuff.
Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.