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The irrational rage caused when someone upgrades a system and you're too stuck in your ways to adapt.
WHY CAN'T YOU FIXED SOMETHING THAT WAS WORKING JUST FINE BEFORE YOU "UPDRAGE"?
UPDRAGE by SirYumYum June 18, 2012

Violent updraft 

The smelly sensation experienced by a man whilst thrusting a poorly wiped woman doggy style.
That chick I hooked up with the other night was smoking hot, but home girl doesn’t know how to wipe her ass, I got such a violent updraft hitting it from the back.

Doggie updraft 

When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nasty stuff.
Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.
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When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.
Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class
Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft
Updraft by Asskicking101 December 28, 2007

UPRmegativeRist 

A word you need to use when you celebrate something like, A Birthday or A Subscribers Milestone.
"UPRmegativeRist"! I just reached 1k subscribers!
UPRmegativeRist by ArtificGames August 2, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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