Updraft

n.
When you fart, instead of it immediately leaving your ass crack, it lingers and eventually crawls up your gooch and around your balls.

Dude 1: I hate those small desks in the english class
Dude 2: Yeah me too they give me the worst updraft

by Asskicking101 December 28, 2007

Violent updraft

The smelly sensation experienced by a man whilst thrusting a poorly wiped woman doggy style.

That chick I hooked up with the other night was smoking hot, but home girl doesn’t know how to wipe her ass, I got such a violent updraft hitting it from the back.

by Rome Dog10 May 30, 2019

Doggie updraft

When you're banging your ol' lady from behind and you get a whiff of her updraft, from her ass. Nasty stuff.

Honey, Damn, I was hard and ready to go, till you hit me with your doggie updraft!! Ewww!! Perhaps we'll do it again after you wash your ass with some soap and water.

by Twitterisntasfun May 16, 2018

IH went Undrafted

A slang that homies, gangsters, and thugs utilize to describe an individual who is incredibly stupid. Such a phrase emphasizes the weakness of the targeted individual, thus arising as one of the most degrading and debilitating phrases that can be slurred upon another individual.

Gangster: Yo, what up thug?
Thug: Yo.
Gangster: Is that my legume?
Thug: It's just a bean--
Gangster: IH WENT UNDRAFTED!!
Thug: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lil Gurt August 4, 2019

undrafted free agent

This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster

Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her

Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent

by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011