Updegraff

Diabetic fuck.

If you see a updegraff, it is a pussy diabetic fuck.

by Son of god himself April 25, 2020

shawn updegraff

a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.

man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill

man 2 sorry i can't

man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff

by david the goat 🐐 August 21, 2017

updegrade

The result of having upgraded something only to find out afterwards that things are worse than before. Commonly used with the "-ed" ending and/or put in quotes to emphasize its difference from a real upgrade.

Bill: Bob just upgraded his WinXP box to Vista... well, "updegraded" it to Vista.

Jim: Adobe Acrobat Reader used to take about 5 MB of disk space and was very fast to load; now it's slower and uses 150+ MB!... yet another "updegrade".

Sam: We used to have the Bill of Rights; now we have the Patriot Act. UPDEGRADE!

by Xamu April 9, 2008

uptagrafft

in Dutch means higher than the Duke

They caught him fornicating with the Duke's wife; then he stated "he was an uptagrafft," and then they proceeded to bring the Duke's daughter

by mugs1989 December 3, 2010