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shawn updegraff 

a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.
man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill

man 2 sorry i can't

man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff
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updegrade 

The result of having upgraded something only to find out afterwards that things are worse than before. Commonly used with the "-ed" ending and/or put in quotes to emphasize its difference from a real upgrade.
Bill: Bob just upgraded his WinXP box to Vista... well, "updegraded" it to Vista.

Jim: Adobe Acrobat Reader used to take about 5 MB of disk space and was very fast to load; now it's slower and uses 150+ MB!... yet another "updegrade".

Sam: We used to have the Bill of Rights; now we have the Patriot Act. UPDEGRADE!
updegrade by Xamu April 9, 2008

uptagrafft 

in Dutch means higher than the Duke
They caught him fornicating with the Duke's wife; then he stated "he was an uptagrafft," and then they proceeded to bring the Duke's daughter
uptagrafft by mugs1989 December 3, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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