Updegraff 

Diabetic fuck.

If you see a updegraff, it is a pussy diabetic fuck.

Updegraff by Son of god himself April 25, 2020

shawn updegraff 

a word that translate to complete fatty. usually has horrible dance moves and takes very awkward selfies with people he's met on the streets. A shawn updegraff will also be known for lying a lot and losing a ping pong. usually has no money and begs for money and food.

man 1 hey this is expensive care to split the bill

man 2 sorry i can't

man 1 come on, don't be a shawn updegraff

shawn updegraff by david the goat 🐐 August 21, 2017

updegrade 

The result of having upgraded something only to find out afterwards that things are worse than before. Commonly used with the "-ed" ending and/or put in quotes to emphasize its difference from a real upgrade.

Bill: Bob just upgraded his WinXP box to Vista... well, "updegraded" it to Vista.

Jim: Adobe Acrobat Reader used to take about 5 MB of disk space and was very fast to load; now it's slower and uses 150+ MB!... yet another "updegrade".

Sam: We used to have the Bill of Rights; now we have the Patriot Act. UPDEGRADE!

updegrade by Xamu April 9, 2008

uptagrafft 

in Dutch means higher than the Duke

They caught him fornicating with the Duke's wife; then he stated "he was an uptagrafft," and then they proceeded to bring the Duke's daughter

uptagrafft by mugs1989 December 3, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008