by Eirionn October 10, 2011
DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!
by Cliff May 30, 2005
Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.
K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!
by Terry Burnettersumthing February 01, 2011
A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.
by Poopscoops000 May 10, 2020
When a chick shits on your face and you lick it then she has her period to mix with it then u cum on the shit and take turns eating it
by oj jackson November 11, 2009
The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016
Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.
"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."
by Purplax May 09, 2024