up hill gardener

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Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

up hill gardener by Tom February 27, 2004

Words you can keep

Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

Up Hill Gardener by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

Up Hill Gardener by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003

up hill gardner

a homosexual, gay, queer or puff.

"See that fella over there he is an up hill gardner"

up hill gardner by SiRuS-T May 9, 2005

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

uphill gardener by philip June 9, 2004

uphill gardener

A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.

uphill gardener by Roger McTodger November 19, 2006

Uphill gardener

A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:Zomg hes an Uphill gardener

Uphill gardener by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026