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Unwoke-up 

When you reach an epiphany after being woke that you don't need to conform to the idea of being woke or the deluded belief of demonstrating an incorrect belief of being socially and politically superior to those that disagree with you.
Being woke actually encourages division and intolerance. I woke up from being woke; I unwoke-up.
Unwoke-up by Cotton Rocks November 14, 2021
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When you don’t conform to the idea that you are woke, or the deluded belief of being socially and politically superior because for calling random people nazis.
Am she became unwoke when she researched the issues for herself
Unwoke by Smart Aleck ;) January 21, 2021
*The Smosh squad is playing The Who know me best challenge, question- What is Courtney’s biggest fear*

Olivia writes being unwoke

Courtney chooses Olivia’s answer because they are besties and that is Courtney’s biggest fear- Courtney hopes to never be unwoke.
Unwoke by Koalalover0613 June 27, 2018

Unwokeness 

A word used by retarded SJW's and liberal twats to describe an overseeing of equality of outcome by a white, usually male person.
SJW: "Oh mah gawd, white peoples unwokeness really triggeres me"

Normal person: "Un-what? Stop speaking german you fucking Nazi"
Unwokeness by ProudWhiteBoi March 26, 2017
When one is not socially and politically aware. (Not woke)
Luke is so unwoke, he thinks mullets are still in style
unwoke by Tyrone_blackdude February 22, 2017
Opposite of woke. Like undead, zombie. Unwoke, unable to comprehend society as it is now, wanting to go back on major societal issues instead of moving forward to catch up with the times. For instance, taking back womens’ rights to reproductive autonomy, taking individuals’ rights away to be who they are (LGBTQIA), not wanting gun reform (which is not a movement to remove the Second Amendment) all disguised under a false cape of religious beliefs mostly Christian, but truly stemming from bigotry, anti LGBTIA, racism, xenophobia, and white supremacy. Unwoke constantly forgetting there is First Amendment (separation of church and state.) Unwoke zombies want to take away gay marriage rights but keep guns without improved laws even though gay marriage never killed anyone and guns are now the number 1 killer of children in the U.S. The Unwoke truly believe that is their right due to their ideations such as Christian Nationalism privilege.
Unwoke suck, horribly suck, but they don’t even know it.
Unwoke by Truth Caller April 17, 2023
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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