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Unv by RedFinger221 February 4, 2022
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Unvaccinated Scientists 

A large subset of humans who are well researched on the merits of vaccination in midst of global health crisis. They have read in-depth articles on blogs and social media & listened to highly acclaimed comedians, politicians and celebrities
Simran: It is unfortunate ronak has to see so many unvaccinated scientists in office and hospital
Jasmine: Yes, he always encourages them to buy a cemetery plot
Unvaccinated Scientists by rtalati November 19, 2021

Unvirginite 

A person who has had sex and is celebrating the day they lost their v-card

A virgin no more

A person who says they're deflowered
Girl 1: Today is the day…
Girl 2: What day?
Girl 1: I lost it
Boy: Your mind?
Girl 1: My Flower!
Girl 2: Join the club!

Girl 1: So this is what it feels like to be an unvirginite…
Unvirginite by PopTarts February 5, 2014

unvestment

The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.

When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
- turns out buying that 50,000 dollar sports car was a huge unvestment.
unvestment by Shaggo April 2, 2012
noun: An invitation to something where the inviter already knows there's no way the invited can possibly make it. That way he still gets credit for pretending to want to hang out with them.

verb: The act of inviting a person to an event, knowing full well that that can't make it, when you didn't really want them to go anyways.
noun: "Yea, I got the 'unvite' again from Shane. He knows I can't possibly go to Halloween Horror Nights this weekend, what a douche. Then he acts all upset that I can't make it. He's such an ass."

verb: "Philip has to study for a final tonight, so he can't go. Prolly I'll unvite him anyways. That way I still get credit for asking him to hang out"
unvite by Bonnie Brown Eyes September 30, 2009
Sending an invitation very last minute with the hope invitee will already have plans. Unvites are used when you do not want someone to attend but NOT sending them an invitation would be rude.
An Unvite will say something like this:
"Sorry such short notice; I'll understand if you can't make it."
Unvite by MystinaJ February 13, 2009