When you take a hoe and make her a valuable bitch that only wants you
Guy 1: You see that girl over there? She's beautiful and thick
Guy 2: Yeah I see her, she's a big hoe don't take your chances
Guy 1: Then I'll unhoeify that bitch
Guy 2: Once a hoe, always a hoe. But have fun trying
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.