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It's when you cum on a unibrow on a bitch.
Haha, bitch, you got unicummed on.
Unicum by lamb meat gamer June 14, 2023
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Unicorn cum.
That's about it.

(It's also used in some PC games to describe the top 0.1% of players.)
unicum by SpamDragon October 5, 2013

uncummed 

The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.
I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.
uncummed by mv8652 December 21, 2012

uncumberbatchable 

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.
Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.
uncumberbatchable by MBobbie March 31, 2018
When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube
Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”
Unicame by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023

uncumfortable 

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)
Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.
uncumfortable by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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