unicum

People use unicum in some video games (mainly World of Tanks) to describe the most skillful players.

That unicum actually rerolled his account, what a scumbag!

by GaoHAQ October 14, 2015

Unicum

It's when you cum on a unibrow on a bitch.

Haha, bitch, you got unicummed on.

by lamb meat gamer June 14, 2023

unicum

Unicorn cum.
That's about it.

(It's also used in some PC games to describe the top 0.1% of players.)

Unicorn Cum Unicum

by SpamDragon October 5, 2013

uncummed

The situation of a male who has not recently experienced an orgasm and/or ejaculation. The term is typically used by practitioners of edging and tantric masturbation to express the state or duration of successful avoidance of orgasm and/or ejaculation, despite regular sexual stimulation that would normally be expected to produce the same.

I'm 13 days uncummed. How about you?
I'd much rather edge for an hour a day and remain uncummed than to jack off in daily two-minute quickie sessions like some 12-year-old who has just discovered his penis.

by mv8652 December 21, 2012

uncumberbatchable

Being so extremely unpopular and/or dislikable that even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make you a likable character in a movie.

Julien Assange is not a likeable man. Even Benedict Cumberbatch could not make him likeable. He is Uncumberbatchable.

by MBobbie March 31, 2018

Unicame

When you fill in the glabella of your sexual partner with semen to make a unibrow of sorts.

Source “The Goons” (McNasty, TheDooo, Blarg, and SnipingSoup) on YouTube

Josh - “Hey what’d you and Jessica do last night?”
Sam - “We went back to my place and gave that bitch a Unicame bruh”
Josh - “Damn bro, that’s awesome”

by Jack_BlacksPlaque June 13, 2023

uncumfortable

un-cum-fort-a-ble the act of ejaculating in a girl's belly button then making another girl take it as a body shot.

(pronounce the word with emphasis on each syllable)

Mikey felt very kinky, so he performed uncumfortable with his two mail-order brides.

by 1-800-Asian Dave October 16, 2007