Unicorn Mom 

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

Unicorn Mom by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

Unicorn Mom 

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

Unicorn Mom by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

Unicorn mom 

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

Unicorn mom by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020

Unicorn moment 

A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.

EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."

B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"

EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.

EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.

EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"

Unicorn moment by Mythicx June 30, 2011

Unicorn Moment 

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.

Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”

Unicorn Moment by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016

Unicorn moment 

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.

1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!

Unicorn moment by Pohlang September 8, 2021