Urban Dictionary: Unicorn Mom

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UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

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Jazz Cabbage

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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Unicorn Mom

I just love my new Unicorn Mom friend Bianca, she always makes me laugh.

by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016

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Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

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“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020

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