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unfucking by ihatedumbshits February 18, 2015
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Unfucking Believable 

Something so unbelievable it's incomprehensible or something that is hard to believe.
Being abducted by aliens is so Unfucking Believable.

unfuckingreal 

Unbelievable, incredible, fantastic; usually refers to some extremely excellent food or something to be appreciated or incredible thing. Also can relate to unreal good sex, your partner, the act, or yourself. Can be applied to many different things that can be appreciated or found to be unbelievable.
The delicious dinner that you made last night was unfuckingreal, but when we got into bed later and we had such great sex, it was really unfuckingreal.
unfuckingreal by Sir Banning November 9, 2008

Unfuckingfassbar 

A term created by Rea Garvey (Irish sing-songwriter) as one of the coaches during the Voice of Germany (2012). "Unfassbar" is the German definition of unbelievable or unconceivable. He uses this term when he is breathtaken, speechless and in awe of a singer's performance. An english translation would be something along the lines of "unfuckingbelievable".
Wow - your voice is "unfuckingfassbar", meaning it is incredibly good - it blew me away.
Unfuckingfassbar by Melfra November 7, 2012

unfuckingacceptable 

a completely intolerable situation that has occurred because of the incompetence of others around you.
Co-worker can't get you wings for lunch from B-dubs. This is unfuckingacceptable.

unfuckingforgettable 

Passionate slang description of someone or something so powerfully unique that nobody could possibly erase the memory.
That first kiss we had, right there in the front seat of your Durango, is totally unfuckingforgettable.

unfuckitup 

Verb; to make something, ie. the world, less screwed up.

See comedian Katie Goodman's song, I Didn't Fuck It Up.
Come on Democrats and Republicans! Let's all unfuckitup!
unfuckitup by An Unfucker June 19, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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