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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)
when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.
not able to be dated at all
the writer of this definition is undatable
undatable by c1094 September 11, 2013

unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.
That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.
unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003

Unmadable 

She is unmadable.

You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable.
Unmadable by TSAQ November 19, 2007

unparallel 

Unlike any other; Sexually: The state of being in total bliss, shock, happiness, and total satisfaction. In other words, the ultimate high or rush.
When he's around nothing else matters. He's like no ordinary love. He told me, if he only had one word to desribe our connection, it would be |Unparallel|
That only left one word for me, which I couldn't say cause I was . . |speechless|
unparallel by Em Dayrit January 19, 2007