Under The Bed 

Under The Bed is when a straight person claims to be gay/part of the LGBTQ+ community

For example:

You: yeah im (insert some form of gay)
Some guy: oh yeah well gay. Im not interested in girls at all
Same guy a few days later:(suddenly has a girlfriend)
You: you're so Under The Bed

Under The Bed by Gigi Kitty June 9, 2018

under the bed pretty 

So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed

(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"

under the bed pretty by HOHOHOMOS November 28, 2013

Under the bed she-shed 

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

Under the bed she-shed by NatashaRomanov April 15, 2021

red under the bed 

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

red under the bed by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

Put my suitcase under the bed 

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

Put my suitcase under the bed by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014

Knock It Under The Bed 

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

Knock It Under The Bed by zmillz1125 June 14, 2018

Search under the bed 

Searching under the bed means getting in the position to take it doggy style. On all 4s, arms and head down, ass up. Searching under the bed.

Nathan - Hey bitch, go search under the bed ;)
Patricia - But I want missionary!
Nathan - No, cunt, go search under the bed!
Patricia - Fine

Search under the bed by Imjusthereforthisone September 2, 2020