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Under Armor 

Sexist brand that makes fake shirts
Lemme just buy this sexist brand called Under Armor
Under Armor by PhillipN October 20, 2019

Under armor 

The clothing that every kid in your class who wants to join the NBA wears, typically found with Nike shoes.
Normie: Yo sup pooper I just got my hands on this lit clout under armor shirttt!
Kid: I don’t care.
Under armor by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Under Armor White Tee

A white tee shirt that is so skin tight you can see right through it and read the shirt underneath. The only way this shirt can be put on is either to have it sewn on by a professional seemstress or have it spraypainted on.
Grease went to buy bullets at academy wearing his favorite Under Armor White Tee and the clerk was heard saying "hey you must really like top gun huh?"

tucked like underarmor 

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.
Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

Tucked Like Underarmor 

To conceal a firearm in ones waistband so snug that it resembles the tight fit of Underarmor.
Dylan: Hey man I'm kinda nervous we might get robbed...
Doug: Don't sweat it bro, I got that thang tucked like Underarmor.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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