What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.
I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).