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Uncle pedo 

Offently refered to the weird member of the family who touches up family members
Uncle Ollie Barber don’t be an Uncle pedo, stop touching me!”
Uncle pedo by Jake Alexander B January 19, 2018

ur uncle pedo 

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

Pedo Uncle 

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass
My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas
Pedo Uncle by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle 

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.
That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004