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Uncle Jeff 

The act of using the internet, especially Facebook to stalk and learn everything about a person.
That girl is really cute I'm going to Uncle Jeff her tonight.
Uncle Jeff by Nexvita August 6, 2011
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Uncle Jeff 

A whimsical way to refer to the founder of Amazon, Jeff Bezos. It is mainly used by employees of the company.
"I hope I can afford rent next month."

"It'll be alright. Just ask Uncle Jeff to take care of you!"
Uncle Jeff by hemp112 November 2, 2021

uncle jeff’d 

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
uncle jeff’d by Not Karissa August 26, 2018

Funky Uncle Jeffrey 

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”
Funky Uncle Jeffrey by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

uncle jeffrey 

sumptin used as a hello
call someone and be like...yo' wut up uncle jeffrey?"...and day be like wut up "Pimpin' kid?"
uncle jeffrey by @nJ-PizzLe October 4, 2003

Uncle Jeffery 

When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.
I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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