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Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick 

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Uncle Carl Sanchez 

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
Uncle Carl Sanchez by King David October 8, 2004

Uncle Carly 

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT
Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.
Uncle Carly by Nik22 November 19, 2018

Uncle Carlos 

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.
Uncle Carlos by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018