Uncle Carl

The typical Cranberry and Vodka mixed-drink.

A: HEY! What do you want to drink?
B: Oh, I'll have an Uncle Carl!

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A: God, she is so wasted! What did she drink?
B: She had a few Uncle Carls.

Uncle Carl by kittenss January 26, 2011

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick 

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

Uncle Carl Sanchez 

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.

Uncle Carl Sanchez by King David October 8, 2004

Uncle Carly 

A fine ass uncle that likes fine ass. PERIODT

Look at Uncle Carly over there lookin' like a snacc.

Uncle Carly by Nik22 November 19, 2018

Uncle Carlos 

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"

My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.

Uncle Carlos by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019