Unches 

Similar to inches, but with more 'uhhh' to it. See Usher.

It's going to snow 5 unches today!

Unches by b.eddy January 12, 2011

Unchecked Aggression 

This is when an individual exhibits irritability for a rational reason, but is unable to convey that their “aggression” is warranted to those in the vicinity, so it goes “unchecked”.

Someone with unchecked aggression is not necessarily dangerous, just misunderstood in the moment.

*man on street yelling and throwing fits in air from frustration due to a problem at work or home*

*beat cop walking on street witnesses act*

Cop: “hey sir, calm down”

Man on street: “FUCK, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS”

Cop: *uses radio*

“yeah dispatch, im gonna need backup squad cars and a K9 unit. We have an individual displaying unchecked aggression”

*Cop fires 6 warning shots into the chest of the man on the street*

Cop: “stop resisting!”

Bystander #1: “Wow. I’m glad that man is no longer alive. He was scary.”

Bystander #2: “ARE YOU KIDDING?! YOU SHOT HIM???? HE WASNT DOINT ANYTHING WRONG”

Unchecked Aggression by Dusty Knuckles September 4, 2021

English Uncles 

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".

Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."

English Uncles by Ironguild May 21, 2011

uncessed 

To be more than obsessed.

"Look at that guy, he's uncessed with booze"

uncessed by Nitchie May 30, 2006

uncles paradise 

A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise

Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise

uncles paradise by myunclesass August 21, 2018

Unclesex 

When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.

Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-Carlos Luis
Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose

Unclesex by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

uncheckmateable 

incapable of being defeated; not yielding to vanquishment

Try as the youngsters might to defeat her, the lady has proven to be uncheckmateable.

uncheckmateable by wordsareyourfriend December 11, 2009