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Unwashed Willy
When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with random girls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.
Unwashed Willy by LargeDavid April 5, 2021
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Unwashed Masses
Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
Unwashed Masses by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019
the great unwashed
1. A person of a lower order who is looked down upon by most of society.
2. A term to refer to anyone who is common and or stupid in their ways.
3. Can also be applied to a person who follows 'the crowd' and dosen't have a mind of their own.
2. A term to refer to anyone who is common and or stupid in their ways.
3. Can also be applied to a person who follows 'the crowd' and dosen't have a mind of their own.
Being lazy, a moocher and lacking a college education M. Rehmeyer was considered as one of 'the great unwashed' by the higher echelons of society.
the great unwashed by Rnotbscot February 12, 2008
Unwashed Face
Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!
Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're
going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!
Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're
going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!
Unwashed Face by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022
the great unwashed
Coined by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, "the great unwashed" refers to the lower classes.
The common people.
The common people.
the great unwashed by Lytton September 9, 2006
unfashionably late
Derived from fashionably late.
To be unfashionably late is to have missed, and gone over the time period (between 5-15 minutes) where you are fashionably late. While being fashionably late is recognized by the host(s), being unfashionably late makes you seem rude.
To be unfashionably late is to have missed, and gone over the time period (between 5-15 minutes) where you are fashionably late. While being fashionably late is recognized by the host(s), being unfashionably late makes you seem rude.
unfashionably late by hardddcahh May 28, 2007
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