A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)

Umbitch is the worst.

Umbitch by Random-memer September 7, 2021

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Umbilingus

Oral sex of the belly button.

My girlfriend was performing umbilingus but she stopped when she got a piece of lint in her mouth.

Umbilingus by DRDMH May 1, 2010

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umbilical dip

A British term for the navel or "belly button" in the center of a human torso.

When the belly dancer swayed erotically, her umbilical dip bobbed in time to the music.

umbilical dip by thundatune12 August 8, 2012

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cut the umbilical cord

When a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting a driver's license 2) the first date 3) going off to college.

Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!

cut the umbilical cord by That One Random Guy There December 2, 2010

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