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A more appropriate term for bitch. This term is used usually around teacher or parents.
that girl was such an umtch, she just flicked me off!
Umtch by friendlyfupalicker March 12, 2009
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Something that is very cute and when u say the word you get the anger of how cute the object or something is.
OMG, that baby is so umpchee!
Umpchee by Hah15363 November 23, 2017
Related Words
Umtch utch umbchio UMCH umche umichad Umpchee umschroten umtha Untch Day
Native Alaskan word for pussy (vagina).
Your breath smells like my grandmothers utchuk.
Utchuk by Terminator40 July 17, 2018

Untch Day 

A day of celebration amongst friends and family over lunch. Usually the celebration takes place at a work place environment and preferably with a minimum of 1 Untch present or employed at the premises location.
"I had a great lunch with Untch at Untch day"
Untch Day by Gay guy April 26, 2013
meaning - to move up from one space to another, to make room for another person.
Oi you fat shit, utch up.
utch by Timitay September 8, 2006
A Counter-Strike term used when someone is faced with odds that seem insurmountable.

Usually used when someone is faced with a 1 v 5.
The rest of my team was dead so I had to toggle on my cl_utch.
cl_utch by SpaceButter September 13, 2004

umschroten

Jemanden mit einer Schrotflinte umlegen.
Leute wie dich sollte man umschroten!
umschroten by hmuellers May 19, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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