When masturbating, cum, but then fap through the orgasm while urinating the whole time. This will leave both semen and piss all over the place. The idea is to get as much pee on the floor, walls, couch, ceiling, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, it smells like piss in here! Is that dried cum stuck to the wall?!?!?!

Guy 2: Yeah, that was some pretty good urojacubation last night!

Guy 1: WTF?!?!?!

Urojacubation by 1234loozer2000 January 13, 2020

Umijay selfie

The act of two taking a selfie looking down into the front camera with a smile.

Let's take an Umijay selfie after you've finishing vaping

Umijay selfie by #1UmijayFan September 7, 2023

Umosay

A homosexual who supports the Chiefs

Hey look that guy is like Umosay (aka gay)

Umosay by mosh May 6, 2005

Umjak

Um·jak

Noun.

1) Somebody who is stupid enough to post a nine minute rant on youtube about a website that they openly admitted to spending an hour on.

2) Somebody who states the obvious.

I was looking the press pages of UD and saw that stewieforgov's youtube watch?v=Zwe458YbohA video.

Haha, me too, he's suck an Umjak.

Umjak by OliverUnderTheMoon October 20, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026