Umbert 

Fun,energetic,handsome,loyal,funny,kind,chick magnet,rough,madle in love with people that he barely knows, addicted to sports, ripped af.

Girl:OMG is that Umbert
Other girl:ya

Girl:I'm going to ask him out

Girl:wanna go out

Umberto:no I have a girlfriend

Umbert by Putoelquelolea May 31, 2020

Ubertard 

A very arrogant and "dumb" person ; The superlative form of "Retard"

That guy over there is such an ubertard.

Ubertard by MattieWill May 16, 2009

umbartto 

A group of Eshays

I was at the skate park and I saw an umbartto

umbartto by Eshay_Master October 23, 2020

ubertage 

To act like an asshole during a rideshare to lower your friends rating.

On New Years Eve, we ate, drank and were merry. And on our drive home we sang pirate shanties at the top of our lungs so we would ubertage Sandy's score.

ubertage by cwikla December 21, 2018

Ubertard 

a person or comment that is beyond outrageous and stupid. Idiotic or ridiculous at a level surpassing anything else.

Differs from retarded as it is not a medical condition, but instead is just an idiotic, childish or other wise stupid comment or action by someone of otherwise "average" intelligence

Yea, that was ubertarded

Ubertard by Booger13 July 15, 2010

Ubertroll

Organised, systematic or calculated trolling.
Unlike a normal 'troll' where one attempts to instigate a response (typically negative) in a target audience (such as slagging off a given model of car, on the owners club forum for that model of car) ubertrolling takes it one step further by trolling those trolls.
The strength of an ubertroll can be on two fronts. Primarilly, an Ubertroll can be significantly more effective than a regular troll by more intelligently constructing a trolling post (either through previous research or by having multiple trolls responding) and can cause 'nerd rage' far more successfully.
Secondly, an ubertroll can use their powers to shut down a regular troll by agreeing with them using a tone that hints at sarcasm but doesn't attempt to belittle them. This can be extremely frustrating for a regular troll.
An Ubertroll is not normally spotted as quickly as a regular troll.

(In context of a Honda Civic Owners forum, purely as an example)
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
The troll here is obviously trying to get Type-R owners worked up.
Ubertroll: "You're quite right they are all slow, most of us wish we had Ferarris."
The Ubertroll is trying to shut down the troll by removing the power from his statement.

Alternatively:
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
Ubertroll: "Well I've had a Type-R for a while and I agree it's really gutless"
The goal here is to further annoy the Civic owners forum. By seeing multiple people saying the same thing, a Type-R owner might be more inclined to get angry and reply.

Ubertroll by Wario666 May 22, 2012

UberTs 

A hugely godly beastly young man. UberTs was or is said to have been created by god himself. In reality UberTs is a viking warrior godly figure who cannot be defeated in is ultimate form. UberTs has come to earth however in the form of a human mortal being and has decided to test himself at MMA. UberTs is from what we know to be 17-20 years of age. UberTs size is said to be unknown he is constantly changing form. Last we saw UberTs was dwarfing frank mir who is 6'3 260 pounds. UberTs is likely now 6'6 and 275 pounds of explosive lean muscle. UberTs could easily become much larger but he wants to compete in the UFC and needs to be able to make weight thus he decides to not become to Uber for that would make a weight cut hard or impossible if he got to Uber and it would blind mortal humans eyes. As they have never seen so much Uber.

UberTs- got the name because he is Uber from sherdoggers. And made frank mir and josh barnett look like children because he was to Alpha and Uber for them.

In short UberTs is a god in mortal form who posted a picture of himself next to frank mir on Sherdog and he made mir look like a child. UberTs size was so impressive the he was coined with the name "UberTs"

UberTs= huge kid from sherdog who in his picture makes frank mir look small.

UberTs is ripped and huge as hell and training mma. Most mma fighters would be wise at HW to duck him as he could cause the first fatality in the octagon if he so wished.

on the 7th day god created UberTs, UberTs is said to have been raised by bears, When UberTs dies he goes to valhalla were he is king,

Guy 1: " is UberTs bigger than Ubereem"?
Guy 2: " UberTs is already more Uber than Ubereem he is naturally Uber!"
Guy 1: "mother of god! natural UberTs is a god"
Guy 2: "I know i know"

UberTs by Jacob stiffler January 2, 2012