Umbertide

A large aquatic animal known for its enormous size and gentle, slow movements

Its rare sightings are followed by gatherings of huge hopeful crowds who sometimes set up camp for days striving to catch a glimpse of the beast

Reports have placed the Umbertide in the eastern Italian coast, the northern French coast and occasionally Dover, England

Biologists confirm characteristic traits include a disproportionate stomach and a digestive process that results in potent, prolonged and ear shattering farts

"Hey man, wanna go see if we catch a glimpse of the Umbertide?"
"Sweet! Let's go!"
"Hey - did you take your ear plugs with you?"
"Why?"
"Why? Don't you know that if it farts near you and you aren't using protection your eardrums shatter?"

Umbertide by Eddie Freemantle September 28, 2020

ubertized 

To have become uber. To have become 1337.

First defined by my friend, Fear_Me.

I have been ubertized, I am no longer a noob.

ubertized by Psykiv February 9, 2005

Ubercide 

The act of jumping in-front of an Uber to end one’s life

You hear about Greg? He committed Ubercide.

Ubercide by parrot_eats_beans April 20, 2024