A fat, lazy, impatient bastard. Referred to when angry at someone. In some cases "Ulerys" will have a undeniable desire to bathe in peanut butter and M&Ms. On occasion known to fuck spicy chicken tacos from taco bell. If no lube is provided for this taco intercourse, Ulerys are known to be very creative in finding their own lube and it's usually not sanitary.
"My friend was bein a fuckin Ulery when he was sleep walking the other night and I woke up to him eating my pajamas!"
A very difficult and tricky manuvuer that takes years of practice. Eating while doing a girl, or guy doggy style (preferably a Monster Burger from Hardees)while using his or her back as a table to set your food on.
"The Ulery is a terrific but tricky techinique to use if you only have fifteen minutes for lunch."
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"