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A fat, lazy, impatient bastard. Referred to when angry at someone. In some cases "Ulerys" will have a undeniable desire to bathe in peanut butter and M&Ms. On occasion known to fuck spicy chicken tacos from taco bell. If no lube is provided for this taco intercourse, Ulerys are known to be very creative in finding their own lube and it's usually not sanitary.
"My friend was bein a fuckin Ulery when he was sleep walking the other night and I woke up to him eating my pajamas!"
Ulery by Brody Fletcher January 16, 2008
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ulerchker 

a funny type of very tall lanky people found mostly in the very egotistical parts of kentucky and Mississppi..a rare breed of mother and sister
Look at that ulerchker! Neither of her mothers were very pretty! DAMMMNNNN
ulerchker by Janitlamason April 11, 2003

The Ulery 

A very difficult and tricky manuvuer that takes years of practice. Eating while doing a girl, or guy doggy style (preferably a Monster Burger from Hardees)while using his or her back as a table to set your food on.
"The Ulery is a terrific but tricky techinique to use if you only have fifteen minutes for lunch."
The Ulery by Mental Mutiny October 26, 2007