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you are donkey shit at that particular sport/action and you need to step up your game with some bitches
mark: ur ass

joe: what

mark: ur terrible at this game dawg

joe: what the fuck
ur ass by harmbe42069 May 22, 2022
Words you can keep

ur ass a pass

when u have a gurl frind and she be like ur ass a pass
GOOOOORRRLLLLL UR ASS A PASS
ur ass a pass by ur ass a pass April 22, 2019

Ur ass don’t lie 

When a girls ass is rlly nice
John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

ur ass cheeks being clapped 

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped
Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

My nigga ima whoop ur ass 

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them
Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"

talkin out ur ass 

some who says alot of none sense
someone who lies
someone who is full of shit
someone who braggs alot
dude: when u gon give me da bidness baby...you know i want you bad ma!

girl: boy u always sayin dat n you always busy when i call..stop talkin out ur ass
talkin out ur ass by gyet December 21, 2008

Metal up ur ass 

Reporter- Do you have anything to say to the public?
Dave Mustaine- METAL UP UR ASS!!!
*Cut to Metallica cheering and flipping off the camera*
Metal up ur ass by DeathMagnetic October 15, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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