Unlawful 

Something i am not. I did not commit tax fraud in 2016.

Person 1: I am not unlawful. I did not commit war crimes in France.
Person 2: I, too am not unlawful and instead a normal citizen, i did not commit war crimes in France like you, nor anything such as: murder, tax evasion, theft, or anything that abides the law.

Unlawful by Not a tax evader July 15, 2023

Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."

Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...

Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge 

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.

In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010

for unlawful carnal knowledge 

Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991

for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album

for unlawful carnal knowledge by binfordman June 15, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge 

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge by Whythisword October 16, 2022

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge 

A Word That Comes From Colonial Times
'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'
In Other words it was abbreveated to "FUCK"

You Have Been Put To Death 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge'

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge by fred yasdfasdfasfadffas August 18, 2006