the relatives of a significant other that you are not married to (living "unlaw"fully togehter)
I'm having dinner with the unlaws tonight.
by BallaBallaBillz August 9, 2011
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Your ex in-laws.

The parents of your ex-spouse.
My unlaws are taking the kids to Disney Land this weekend.
by startittays October 15, 2014
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After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.
by Dr. Charles Dromedary January 16, 2017
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When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
by C.R. March 2, 2008
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Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.
In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010
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A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album
I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating
by Whythisword October 16, 2022
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