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unconscious 

The period of time when a basketball player cannot miss from long-range jumpers.
Tracy McGrady was unconscious for his famous "13 points in 33 seconds" against the San Antonio Spurs.
unconscious by Streetballer6699 April 22, 2011

Unconscious 

The state in which we do not force you to drink tea.
‘This person is unconscious’
‘Better not give them tea’
Unconscious by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Unconscious Charlie 

A sexual act in which one partner will knock out the other, then using their finger and their partner's feces write "Charlie" on the back of their partner.
Did you hear what Kevin did to Jill last weekend?

Ya, the sick fuck Unconscious Charlied her!

unconscious flow 

Spitting freestyle at a rapid rate....
Now here I go, with the freestyle flow, motherfucker, unconscious flow....
unconscious flow by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.

Unconscious Masturbation 

Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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