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Mr UEG: Who in the FUCK, was the one who posted, the G** *ORN!?! I wanna fu*king know right now! Someone has infiltrated our website, and posted, thirty-two threads, of g** *orn, all over the (Unintelligible.); I cannot even begin to tell you the things I saw, this morning, when I woke up and checked the forums! The things I saw, th-, the fu*king g** * orn that was on the, (Gasp.), I can’t believe- who did it!?! We must know who this was immediately, has someone checked the IP!? They don’t call me Mr UEG for nothing, I fin- I get to the bottom of these things, and I wanna know right now! Who did this to our website and why!?! Who was it, which one of you did this, I need to know, so one of you tell me RIGHT NOW!!!
UEG by Autobot117 October 24, 2020

Unified Earth Government (UEG) 

Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.
"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth

"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian

The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.
That fucker that cheated on 10 or more people at the same fucking time, gay or not.
Where's Aaron?
Oh, you mean the uega guy?
Yeah him.
He went to fuck one of his bitches.
Uega by Msmote June 11, 2020
Verb. Pronounced / oo - er / . A retching noise used when one dry-heaves, gags, convulses or heaves.
Damn your feet are well nasty... UEGHE
UEGHE by Manateeeeee December 14, 2020
Phoenix Contact - Electronic Housing

Use this word when disgruntled or disgusted with something, particularly a situation, look, or food.
Lunch Lady: Here's yer frozen prehistoric fish and yesterday's ravioli.

You: UEGH! ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME DIABEETUS.
uegh by Notice me Buda March 31, 2017
When someone falls, and can't get up.
A little boy is falling: "Uegh"
Uegh by 666 C: March 28, 2019