A crown prince(ess)of faggodom, a gay man who wraps himself in layer upon layer of the pretentious symbology of gay culture: a martha sterwart garden, textured walls with tile accents, italian shoes and trips to provincetown and bali, ad nauseum.
Mike's a great guy, genuine and funny; how he got hooked up with that uberfag Justin beats the shit out of me. I hope they dont plan to adopt.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.