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U.S. Military

United States Military. The armed forces of the United States of America.

The group of patriotic men and weomen willing to risk their lives for the saftey of their country, and of the people of America. One of the most powerful militaristic forces on earth, only stoppable by the U.S. Government . (Only because the U.S. Government controls the U.S. Military politically.)
Did you know that the U.S. Military is possibly the most powerful military in the world?
U.S. Military by D314 October 16, 2013

U.S. military

A group of systematically brainwashed fascist trained by our great government to tell other cultures that they have been doing things wrong for thousands of years and that our "freedom" is the only thing that can possibly be correct.
What the fuck is the U.S. Military doing in the Middle East anyway?!?
U.S. military by Rickle the Pickle September 8, 2004

U.S Military 

proud bunch of warmongers which got the best tech but still can't beat a bunch of rice farmers and opium hooked a

bunch of afghanis and take pout Assad and what not and get their ass handed to them
it's said Pakistani military might have more victories than us military but I still have suspicion on that
get attracted to oil and spread so-called democracy to unsuspecting 3rd world backwater nations
I know I will get disliked by U.S Military fanboys and Pakistani patriots who can't form a full sentence but I don't care
U.S Military by proudindianfacist October 7, 2020

Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) 

In conspiracy theory, Deep Underground Military Bases (or D.U.M.B.s) are exactly what their name implies: secret underground bases built by the US military (via private military contractors) at exceptionally deep strata.

In past human history, we find accounts of ancient tunnels in Arizona built by the fabled β€œAnt People” of Hopi lore. We also read about the famous Nazi bunker of Adolf Hitler's final days β€”an exceptionally engineered bunker with bedrooms, offices, dining facilities, and environmental controls. It is speculated that Nazi scientists from Operation Paperclip were crucial for the success in engineering the first American D.U.M.B.s in the 1950s and 1960s, including the Cheyenne Mountain Complex (now part of the US Space Force).

According to witnesses, D.U.M.B.s exist all over the United States, with the heaviest concentration beneath the High Desert of the American West where the rock strata is strong enough to support the structures, and the lack of groundwater affords the least interference from flooding during construction, expansion, and ongoing operations.

Privately contracted long haul truckers claim underground highways connect these bases, stretching through tunnels for many hundreds of miles, complete with intersections, traffic lights, and gas stations.

FEMA's "Continuity of Government" initiative is rumored to include D.U.M.B.s in its plans to preserve key governmental personnel in the event of a catastrophic national emergency, such as nuclear war.
The US military has secretly built hundreds of Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) all across the USA, especially in the American West, and Antarctica is said to have one of the largest singular, self-contained D.U.M.B.s in the world.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026