U.S. Government 

A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.

You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.

U.S. Government by Some madman on the internet June 12, 2018

U.S. Government 

Federal Reserve is not Federal nor a reserve; It illegally stole our currency in 1913.
On October 20, 1942, the federal government seized the Union Banking Corporation in New York City as a front operation for the Nazis. Prescott Bush and E. Roland Harriman were directors.
The US Government spends more on the military than all other countries combined.
The intercept fighters sent to NY / DC on 911 were flying at 25% of their top speed.
The US provoked Japan and knew all about the "surprise attacks" on Pearl Harbor.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of John Winston Lennon.
JFK / Pearl Harbor Commissions were set up within 11 days; 911 took 19 months.
Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris purged 91,000+ Florida voters in the 2000 election.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of Ronald Reagan.
There is not Freedom of the Press for any issue that matters in the United States.
US breaks treaties; Antiballistic Missile, Land Mine, International Criminal Court.
The US Government caused the fires that murdered 84 Branch Davidians in Waco.
Three Mile Island accident on March 28, 1978 released a US Navy friendly-fire shot down (700+ witnesses) TWA Flight 800 on July 17, 1996.
The United States spends $90,000,000 per hour on the military industrial complex.
George W. Bush executed every person (152) except serial killer Henry Lee Lucas.
The US Government military has killed
over 8 million people in the last 50 years.

The U.S. Government are legal terrorists that get away with everything. They do not care about you and are against you.

The U.S. Government is Beyond Treason.

U.S. Government by UnknownSource November 24, 2011

u.s government 

lizardmen and women

u.s government slllllluuurrrp

u.s government by `-=[]\;',./ December 6, 2018

US Government 

A government who only cares about the rich people in society and don´t give a shit about anybody else. they are most commonly known for governing the worst country in the world, wire-tapping its citizens, killing its citizens and ignore black people. To join the party you must be in position of huge amounts of money and a bad mind set, people cannot vote if they are imprisoned, have been imprisoned, have had any criminal activity or tried making the world a better place whilst downloading too many expensive files from Jstor. Furthermore the government it´s guilty of credit-fraud and numerous war-crimes, it has left the country in gigantic debt and is single-handed responsible for the drug wars in Mexico due to the prohibition of Marijuana, They are exceptional good at imprisoning their own citizens for stupid reason and show no interest whatsoever to make the world nor the country a better place to live.

Quiz host: What is the absolute worst government in the world.
Contestant 1: The US government?
Quiz host: correct!

US Government by TheEnglishDane September 13, 2015

the us government

A large reptilian force that spices on it's people, and other countries.

Guy- have you seen the US government?
Hitler- nah fam they aided me lol
Guy- *Gets shot*
Secret service- no one shall know.

the us government by Lt spooderlink January 1, 2017

US Government 

see fascist

fuck the US government

US Government by 666Anarchy666 January 20, 2004

US Government 

haha sorry i meant Oligarchy... my bad

whoops.. oligarchy NOT olbigarchy...

US Government by pwnz0r December 4, 2003