Twosster

A guy that keeps girls nudes without them knowing about it

Damn, mike is being a twosster to Jessica

by Applejack69420 July 21, 2020

Twonster

1. A parasitic twin that protrudes from the body of certain beings usually taking sustenance from pieces of the hosts skin and bone. Typically, a twonster will be most prevalent at birth, and will consume the brother/sister host within twelve weeks. However, some lay dormant waiting for extreme sickness or long periods of malnutrition to begin the leeching process.

2. A large crick.

3. A peaceful creature that is trapped in the body of its dead sibling that was once evil and parasitic but is now filled with regret and wants to befriend you.

A twonster cannot be removed or killed for any reason ever.

I'd give you a back rub, honey, but that nasty twonster you've got on your back has a runny nose

by John Stafford Pickens February 28, 2010

twossted

to get drunk, high, generally fucked up.
usually you have to get really messed up before you're twossted.
see crunked

last night i was sooo twossted

by Greg Van Arsdale May 3, 2004

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

twasster

When a women gets her butthole torn and twisted.

Ooh gurl.... you know I'ma twasster that ass tonight!

by Captain Ron July 28, 2017