Andres desperately needed hit the gym, but instead his twoink-ass got pizza, wine, AND Sprinkles cupcakes instead.
by mphsbaby! October 30, 2017
a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.
by Askeptic April 16, 2011
Ex. I Twoinked my nose.
by Legally_blonde December 12, 2019