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a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.
Look at his Twitter feed. One tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. What a selfish twoink.
twoink by Askeptic April 16, 2011
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A word used to describe a gay male who is a twink on the verge of becoming fat.
Andres desperately needed hit the gym, but instead his twoink-ass got pizza, wine, AND Sprinkles cupcakes instead.
Twoink by mphsbaby! October 30, 2017
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Twoink means to flick something.
Ex. I Twoinked my nose.
Twoink by Legally_blonde December 12, 2019

Twinkle-Talk 

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?
I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.
Twinkle-Talk by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022

twinkle cave 

Quite simply, a nice term for the vagina. Initially coined by English comedian Jimmy Carr.
She was so excited you could swim into her twinkle cave with ease.
twinkle cave by olycat April 5, 2013
Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?
Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014

Devils Twinkie 

When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.
Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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