twoink

a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.

Look at his Twitter feed. One tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. What a selfish twoink.

twoink by Askeptic April 16, 2011

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Twoink

A word used to describe a gay male who is a twink on the verge of becoming fat.

Andres desperately needed hit the gym, but instead his twoink-ass got pizza, wine, AND Sprinkles cupcakes instead.

Twoink by mphsbaby! October 30, 2017

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Twoink

Twoink means to flick something.

Ex. I Twoinked my nose.

Twoink by Legally_blonde December 12, 2019

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Twinkle-Talk

It's when you "talk" to another "twinkle-talker" by combining your eyelid movements and Morse code to send a message from a person to another while no soul can notice or use this communication method against them. This code-based messaging technique uses Morse Code, a series of short and long signals called "dots" and "dashes". So a quick wink is a morse code "dot", and a "dash" is done by a winking slowly and longer. All you have to do is learn morse code. And with this method you can actually "shine" for real, a form of concrete telepathy. The distance? Who knows? Got binoculars?

I was twinkle-talking my lawyer and nobody knew what we were talking about. The prisoner twinkle talked to his friend in jail and got his message across flawless.

Twinkle-Talk by Ascot1111 December 22, 2022